Another Half-Assed Attempt at a Webcomic by The Card

Angry, relentless, and steadfastly determined, Clayton is a young man who knows how to hold a grudge (especially one of his own creation). After entering high school, Clayton’s longtime friend Randy Kopley made a lasting impact on the school’s social scene, quickly becoming the hottest thing to hit the place since that tragic lunchroom fire that claimed the lives of four cafeteria workers and a plucky assistant janitor. Overcome with jealousy, Clayton has dedicated his life to becoming more than a mere supporting player in the life of the ever charismatic Randy. Clayton’s favorite pastimes include reciting his brilliant schemes into his trusty tape recorder – aptly named Tape Recorder – and hiding from his abusive stepbrothers.